LAUREN HAS A SMELLY SANDWICH

Well
Ed is pregnant
and i dont know what to do about it
or how i feel.
Lauren is also
as am i

We ned Jeremy's help
or Jerry.

I MEANT NEED GOD DAMNIT

jesus

Im happy today
and the sun is out
forgot it was pink day
so i am wearing black and white
ffs man
although
i do have a purple bag


Lauren is always late
i am pregnant before i come on all the time
worrying abit
but it is always fine.

embarassed myself twice yesterday
1. when i came into the common room and sat on the shiny computer chairs, i slipped off, the chair went flying back into kerri and i have rawrly bruised my bun
NICE
2. I went round to each person after school in the common room wishing them a good half term and before i went...i was like "yeah ill see you all after half term...have a wicked one"
and then harriet was like "what?! ur not gna be here tomorrow?"
BUMMER
waste of fucking time and i looked like such a dick

pizza tonight
wahey

AS IF IM NOT FAT ENOUGH
;)

i love Lauren Ellis :)
x